Posts from May 2005.

That’s Hollinghurst, not Hollingworth

Quite an exciting day–I did a phone interview with Alan Hollinghurst for Blue magazine. This has been on the cards for literally months so I’d had time to work myself into a pitch of near-hysterical nervousness. I’ve always been absolutely terrified of the idea of doing a proper interview, and this was in fact to be my first ever. Naturally it helped that my first victim was someone low-profile whom I had no wish whatsoever to impress, rather than, say, a Booker Prize winner whose writing I have loved extravagantly for many years…Oh well, of course the fact that he is who he is was the reason I had to overcome my nerves and do it! (The publicist did rather rub it in when she left a message on my mobile saying “I’m just ringing to confirm your interview with Booker Prize Winner Alan Hollinghurst”!)

Anyway, it all went fine, Hollinghurst was absolutely lovely, it was obvious that this was approximately his 645,783rd interview about The Line of Beauty but that was helpful in itself, I just needed to manage to blurt my questions out and he would launch into a magnificent spiel. Topics canvassed included sex (this is for Blue after all), gay writing, Henry James, Thatcherism (and Blairism), secret gay places in London, the excellence of the closet as a narrative device, beind adapted by Andrew Davies, and opera (although my questioning on the last topic was rather lazily limited to “seen anything good lately?” The new Covent Garden Ring cycle is a bit iffy, though, apparently.)

All in all, I’m relieved that I didn’t make a total fool of myself–or at least if I did Hollinghurst was polite enough not to say so, indeed generous enough to thank me for asking some interesting questions, which I confess gave me a thrill. I’m glad in retrospect that I scrapped my planned lead in question: “Certain bloggers have described your prose style as ‘mimsy and precious’. Your response?”

(You’ll be able to read the story in a few months’ time; I’m sure you’re all regular readers of Blue, yes?)

Bloody hell

Poor Kylie! I’m quite dazed and upset about this; just found out the news at work, where quite surreally there are already e-mails doing the rounds about how this will affect the business…

A meme

Elsewhere has sent me a meme; how sweet and old-fashioned!

1. You’re stuck inside Farenheit 451. Which book do you want to be?

I confess I had to do some research into the premise of Fahrenheit 451…my God, is it as preachy and self-satisfied as it sounds? In any case, I gather the idea is that you become a book by memorising it. I imagine someone else has already done the “Madame Bovary, c’est moi” joke, have they? I’ll take something nice and long, I like a challenge. Let’s say Our Mutual Friend.

2. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

Um, who hasn’t? I’ve had hundreds, ever since I can remember. Dick in the Famous Five and Hareton Earnshaw in Wuthering Heights (I like a bit of rough) are two of the most memorable.

3. The last book you bought was …. ?

Flashman by George MacDonald Fraser, having been urged by several people to start reading the series. (It was pretty ace by the way.)

4. The last book you read was … ?

A Killing Kindness by Reginald Hill (my favourite crime writer, although this isn’t among his best).

5. What are you currently reading?

Jonathan Coe’s The Rotters’ Club (rereading it so I can remember who’s who when I read the sequel).

6. Five books you would take to a desert island …

Proust, À la recherche du temps perdu, obviously (yes, it’s one book)
Dickens, Great Expectations
Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights
Flaubert, L’Éducation sentimentale
The Melway Street Directory of Greater Melbourne

7. Who are you passing this stick on to and why?

Whitebait, cos he won’t be all bookish about it.

Dead Ringers

Early verdict is that BB is going to be utterly brilliant this year, as predicted. Love the Cronenberg-esque twist. I haven’t really seen enough to work out which housemates I’m supposed to like, though–Geneva, obviously, but who else? Is the lefty guy actually going to turn out to be a twat a la Merlyn? Also, WHERE ARE THE GAYS? I know Geneva is supposed to be kind of bisexual or whatever but ça ne suffit pas, grand frère! (It would have been perfect of course if one of the twins had been gay but I gather all their jokes are nothing more than that.)

[Update] Yes, a Fop after our own heart.

Flicker

Has it really been two months? The e-mails from concerned friends have been piling up so thick and fast that I thought I’d better post something, if only to reassure any lurkers that may have been too shy to write despite their anxiety about my physical wellbeing. I’m fine, really! I don’t have any real excuse for not blogging, and really I don’t need an excuse, nor will I make any empty promises, but perhaps the new season of Big Brother will inspire me. It’s an odd numbered year after all, we’re due for a good one.

Meanwhile, has anyone heard any good music lately?